Vive la retraite!!

[SaurielOfTheDarkOmen]

After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for
retirement and he works his last day as a postman. One family gives him a
pan as a gift, another one gives him a key-tab, and when he rings at the
third door, the door opens and a glamorous blonde appears on, holds his
hand, takes him to the bedroom where they spend two hours having the most
amazing sex. After the shower she prepares breakfast : eggs with ham and
orange juice and gives him a $5 bill.

During the meal, he was delirious and asks: "Can you explain all of this to
me...?!?"

The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to
be retired and we need to make something for him, and he replies: "Fuck him,
...... give him 5 dollars!" but the breakfast was my idea."...