Geographie

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN



Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,

naturally beautiful with

fertile deltas.



Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to

trade especially for someone with cash.



Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of

her own beauty.



Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm

and desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past

mistakes. Massive

reconstruction is now necessary.



Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are

un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all

conquering past but alas, no future.



After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but

no one wants to go there.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick